Web 57DHYAFZZFLEQ April 30 2026 It is raining Heat Pumps!

It is raining Heat Pumps!

Hi! Hi! We are your weather women and men

And have we got news for you!

You better listen

Get ready all you enduring wood smoke pollution

Get those wood stoves out of your neighbor’s homes!

Soon it will be May with clear skies

You will leave those April umbrellas at home

Wood Smoke pollution was rising (rising), breathing was getting low (How low?)

According to all sources! What sources now?

Heat Pumps are the way to go! You could get a rebate!

Depending on which state you live in! Limited time?

Just about half-past Two Thousand Twenty Six! Half-past the year!

For the first time in history

It’s going to start raining Heat Pumps! Start raining Heat Pumps!

It’s raining Heat Pumps! Hallelujah!

It’s raining Heat Pumps! Amen!

I am going to run out and let myself get

Absolutely April soaking wet!

It’s raining Heat Pumps! Hallelujah!

It’s raining Heat Pumps! Air Source or Geothermal!

Dodge them if they are falling but

Enjoy the April rain! Open your umbrella!

Even enjoy getting wet!   May is around the corner!