Web 57DHYAFZZFLWFJ May 9 2026 T Shirts for May Flowers Wood Smoke Again? Gosh! Gala
In Preparation for the May Flowers Wood Smoke Again? Gosh! Gala
The Committee of Eternal Vigilance First Responder Near Neighbors
Of Indoor Residential Wood Burners, whose smoke enters our yards
And sickens us, but we have PurpleAir PM 2 Point 5 monitors as yard
Sticks of just how far neighboring wood burners can push us before
We invoke nuisance laws at least and at most have local law courts before
Which indoor wood burners must appear in response to ordinances actually
when PM 2 point five galore is above 5 micrograms per cubic meter annually
and so on PurpleAir Maps is downloadable to all as evidence it hits
above World Health Organization PM 2 point 5 pollution limits!
We First Responder Near Neighbors having formed a committee
In charge of the May Flowers! Wood Smoke Again? Gosh! Gala yippee!
Are designing T shirts to be ejected from a harmless unless you are 2 feet again
In front of it! T Shirt projectile device during the May Flowers! Wood Smoke Again?
Gosh! Annual Awards Dinner for all ages which must meet in May!
To live up to its name! There will also be tap water ejected during the thrill
Ing awards! Done through conventional means of devices that look like the letter
L for loser if only temporarily as near neighbors of indoor residential wood burners
The L for loser is tipped on its side so it is more like an I for I have had my fill!
Winningly spraying harmless water will be the five winners of our Awards in May!
Water sprayed without harm to a person, only to fires! Our Committee empowers
with tasteful attractive Bleeding Hearts on the T Shirts with the Logo “May Flowers!
W SAG!” Projected at the May Flowers! Wood Smoke Again? Gosh Gala will be photos
Of our young workers designing the Backs of the T Shirts, with ideas drawn on a Whiteboard incognito
In front of their table. The First T Shirt is a young person wielding a handheld Yellow
Letter L projecting water onto an indoor wood burning stove! The Second T Shirt
is a young person with a handheld Yellow Letter L projecting water onto a wood
burning fireplace! The Third T Shirt is a young person with a handheld Letter L
projecting water onto a firepit! The Fourth T Shirt is a young person with a handheld
Letter L projecting water onto a wood burning power plant! The Fifth T Shirt
is a young person with a handheld Letter L projecting water onto a wildfire!
Then there are photos of our young workers designing the Fronts of the T shirts.
The First T Shirt Front is a photo of the two young Wisconsin men along with Mothers from England purchasing Heat Pump!
The Second T Shirt Front is a photo of a Balcony Solar Panel on a Balcony in Utah.
The Third T Shirt Front is a photo of a California Battery Storage Facility.
The Fourth T Shirt Front is a photo of our mascot cat held after getting a manicure.
The Fifth T Shirt Front is a photo of an offshore wind farm with the phrase “Needed for our future!”
See the display at the Gala of all Five T shirts showing both the fronts and backs of each T shirt!
These T shirts will spread the word! May Flowers W SAG will rule the Gala Attire!
Using DALL-E please make an 8 Cell Photorealistic Cartoon
Tasteful attractive Bleeding Hearts adorn White T Shirts on a Blue Table with the Logo “May Flowers! W SAG!” given out at a table at the “May Flowers! Wood Smoke Again? Gosh Gala” with photos of our young workers designing the Backs of the T Shirts, with ideas drawn on a Whiteboard in front of their table.
The First T Shirt Back is a young person wielding a handheld Yellow Letter L projecting water onto an indoor wood burning stove!
The Second T Shirt Back is a young person with a handheld Yellow Letter L projecting water onto a wood
burning fireplace!
The Third T Shirt Back is a young person with a handheld Letter L projecting water onto a firepit!
The Fourth T Shirt Back is a young person with a handheld Letter L projecting water onto a wood burning power plant!
The Fifth T Shirt Back is a young person with a handheld Letter L projecting water onto a wildfire!
See the display at the Gala of all Five T shirts modeled showing the Backs of each T shirt!
These T shirts will spread the word! May Flowers W SAG will rule the Gala Attire!