Web 57DHYAFZZFLZKC August 12 2026 A Watermelon Eating Contest at August Twelfth of Heaven

A Watermelon Eating Contest at the August Twelfth of Heaven

Indoor and Outdoor Aboveground Pools at Twelfth of Heaven

Do you see a Theme here?   A tribute to putting out fires with water!

A hankering for something sweet on the Twelfth at the Sugar Castle?

All offerings are prepared without smoking, that ridiculous hassle

You do not have to feel guilty since if you threw a watermelon at a fire

It would lend sizzle and perhaps help to dampen or put out the wood fire

Not the most efficient way to fight a fire but a way to coax a wood burner

Out of their lair and replace the poker in their hands with a melon cutter

And what fruit is closest with its luscious pink center to a taste of heaven?

A drum solo will even be performed by drumming on watermelons!

Yes the cruelty of the Watermelon Eating Contest is that the winner

Is the one who devours the least of one slice of watermelon over ten minutes!

Fortunately when the statuette of a Watermelon is given out the secret is given out

And the winner of ten minutes of the cruel deprivation has an entire melon to carve out!

This contest of willpower is followed by a dancing under a limbo bar

And all jumping in the pool followed by a slow whirling in teacups without bars!

A trivia quiz takes up the energy of folks interested in Clean Energy and Clean Air!