Web 57DHYAFZZFLLN October 5 2026 The Odd Resident Couple
Scarface needed extra income and built an Accessory Dwelling
He found the cheapest way to heat it was with a Heat Pump swelling
His outlay of cash by only Six to Eight Thousand Dollars! With no thin
Wallet. While the rent he would collect would compensate him
In the Thousands every year from his erstwhile buddy Fasterix
Who, while a hero in Europe but remained a complete unknown when flex
Ing his acting muscles in America in the Two Thousand Twenties.
Fasterix had the unfortunate Gall to complain about adversity
In this way Fasterix had a magical potion that enhances strength!
A strength Fasterix hardly knew he really had, but Fasterix was able to resist
The forces of any invading army in the time of the Conservative Stupidity wars.
Scarface with no scars to his face, but scars accumulated with Boxing awards
Along with dementia from repeated blows to his head during his long hang
His body and face, like a baby’s, stayed in place, but his brain had boomeranged!
Scarface had a medical degree because he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth
Scarface bought the degree and it was another way to shove fellow dummies around.
Once he got in power he fired all intelligent doctors with silly humanitarian aims
To save lives and extend lives. Then Scarface put the medical profession to shame!
Luckily Scarface chose the profession of Coroner which did not involve living humans
And corruptly and efficiently overlooked causes of death caused by disease or pollution.
Fasterix could rally the Intelligent against the Stupid without mentioning that word.
dense, brainless, slow-witted, dull. Foolish, silly, irrational, ill-advised, absurd.
Fasterix had many ways to explain what Stupid was, including Unintelligent,
Secret words he never used about Scarface were Idiot, moron, fool, dolt, and dimwit.
Fasterix loved his Accessory Dwelling because it was Modern, Cheap and did the job
Of housing him but he found unfortunately he was living next to Scarface the slob!
The Odd Resident Couple were united by the air which both of them breathed
Fasterix could overlook the untidiness of the Scarface home which reeked
Of Cigar smoke which by Grace of the Gods was kept inside the Scarface home
But not the wood burning stoves which vented PM Two Point Five into the Fasterix home!
Scarface bought his ramshackle but expensive home with a normal furnace
Which imbibed natural gas, the norm for the Mid-Century American human race!
But Scarface craved a cave-like existence and so in the penthouses atop his house
He put wood stoves in every room and in every crevice of the stone enhancements!
Adding stoves to every wall of his horrifically inspired edifice, of not one but two penthouses!
Fasterix in self-defense added a PurpleAir PM Two point Five monitor to his enhancements
Of his abode which he also cajoled Scarface into selling to him in advancement
Of the Fasterix plan to retire from acting into a safe and clean environment
Which now, with dramatic flourishment, was to be an air polluted retirement!
As Fasterix collected PM Two point Five data morning noon and night
Scarface repeatedly set his wood burning stoves absurdly alight
And coughed less than Fasterix because his stoves were vented
And landed in the Fasterix yard and day and nightly infiltrated
The Fasterix home which he rented and then owned with such high hopes!
Instead of the superior mind of Fasterix winning, Scarface was not yet on the ropes!
Will Fasterix be able to present his data and prove the wood stoves have to go?
Or will Scarface and his mobster buddies in the Conservative Caucus forgo
Any mention of harm to human health from wood burning and flex
Their monetary excess to continue burning, continuing to harm Fasterix?