Web 57DHYAFZZFLWEM April 29 2026 April Showers! Geothermal Systems Charms and W SAG!
In Preparation for the April Showers Wood Smoke Again? Gosh! Gala
The Committee of Eternal Vigilance First Responder Near Neighbors
Of Indoor Residential Wood Burners, whose smoke enters our yards
And sickens us, but we have PurpleAir PM 2 Point 5 monitors as yard
Sticks of just how far neighboring wood burners can push us before
We invoke nuisance laws at least and at most have local law courts before
Which indoor wood burners must appear in response to ordinances actually
when PM 2 point five galore is above 5 micrograms per cubic meter annually
and so on PurpleAir Maps is downloadable to all as evidence it hits
above World Health Organization PM 2 point 5 pollution limits!
We First Responder Near Neighbors having formed a committee
In charge of the April Showers! Wood Smoke Again? Gosh! Gala yippee!
Are making International Friendship T Shirts to be ejected from a harmless unless you are 2 feet again
In front of it! T Shirt projectile device during the April Showers! Wood Smoke Again?
Gosh! Annual Awards Early Bird Dinner exchanging International Friendship Bracelets
With Geothermal Systems Charms hanging from them reflecting our Era which must meet in April!
To live up to its name! There will also be tap water ejected during the thrill
Ing awards! Done through conventional means of devices that look like the letter
L for loser if only temporarily as near neighbors of indoor residential wood burners
The L for loser is tipped on its side so it is more like an I for I have had my fill!
Winningly spraying harmless water will be the five winners of our Midlife Awards in April!
Water sprayed without harm to a person, only to fires! Our Committee empowers
with tasteful attractive yellow daffodils and Purple Irises on the T Shirts with the Logo “April Showers!
W SAG!” Projected at the April Showers! Wood Smoke Again? Gosh Gala will be photos
Of our middle aged workers designing T Shirts, with ideas drawn on a Whiteboard incognito
In front of their table. These seniors Geothermal Systems installed as an example to their neighbors
So they are ultra concerned about the emissions from Indoor Residential Wood Burners!
So unnecessary! So all the seniors are wearing charm bracelets with Geothermal Systems dangling
On their wrists as they rustle up ideas to design T Shirts for this Dinner and shake hands on the result!
Given to those who fought climate change this year. The First T Shirt is a senior with a Yellow
Letter L projecting water onto an indoor wood burning stove! The Second T Shirt and mellow
senior leader with a handheld Yellow Letter L projecting water onto a wood
burning fireplace! The Third T Shirt is a senior leader with a handheld Letter L
projecting water onto a firepit! The Fourth T Shirt is a senior leader with a handheld
Letter L projecting water onto a wood burning power plant! The Fifth T Shirt
is a senior leader with a handheld Letter L projecting water onto a wildfire!
These T shirts will spread the word! April Showers W SAG Geothermal Systems Charms rule Gala Attire!