Web 57DHYAFZZFLWEL April 28 2026 April Showers! Hail and W SAG!
In Preparation for the April Showers Wood Smoke Again? Gosh! Gala
The Committee of Eternal Vigilance First Responder Near Neighbors
Of Indoor Residential Wood Burners, whose smoke enters our yards
And sickens us, but we have PurpleAir PM 2 Point 5 monitors as yard
Sticks of just how far neighboring wood burners can push us before
We invoke nuisance laws at least and at most have local law courts before
Which indoor wood burners must appear in response to ordinances actually
when PM 2 point five galore is above 5 micrograms per cubic meter annually
and so on PurpleAir Maps is downloadable to all as evidence it hits
above World Health Organization PM 2 point 5 pollution limits!
We First Responder Near Neighbors having formed a committee
In charge of the April Showers! Wood Smoke Again? Gosh! Gala yippee!
Are designing T shirts to be ejected from a harmless unless you are 2 feet again
In front of it! T Shirt projectile device during the April Showers! Wood Smoke Again?
Gosh! Annual Awards Dinner dealing with Hail Damage which must meet in April!
To live up to its name! There will also be tap water ejected during the thrill
Ing awards! Done through conventional means of devices that look like the letter
L for loser if only temporarily as near neighbors of indoor residential wood burners
The L for loser is tipped on its side so it is more like an I for I have had my fill!
Winningly spraying harmless water will be the five winners of our Adulting Awards in April!
Water sprayed without harm to a person, only to fires! Our Committee empowers
with tasteful attractive yellow daffodils and Pink Tulips on the T Shirts with the Logo “April Showers!
W SAG!” Projected at the April Showers! Wood Smoke Again? Gosh Gala will be photos
Of our adult workers designing T Shirts, with ideas drawn on a Whiteboard incognito
In front of their table. These adults had their cars and roofs recently damaged by Hail
So they are ultra concerned about the wild weather producing Global Warming size Hail
Which is softball size. So all the adults are wearing hats with Softballs compared to Hail
On their heads as they put their heads together to design T Shirts for this Dinner and Hail
To those who fought climate change this year. The First T Shirt is an adult wielding a handheld Yellow
Letter L projecting water onto an indoor wood burning stove! The Second T Shirt and mellow
adult leader with a handheld Yellow Letter L projecting water onto a wood
burning fireplace! The Third T Shirt is an adult leader with a handheld Letter L
projecting water onto a firepit! The Fourth T Shirt is an adult leader with a handheld
Letter L projecting water onto a wood burning power plant! The Fifth T Shirt
is an adult leader with a handheld Letter L projecting water onto a wildfire!
These T shirts will spread the word! April Showers W SAG Hail Damage Alert will rule the Gala Attire!